Rating FILM

Mental Orgasm

• 12 Angry Men – 1957
• Breezy – 1973
• Feed the Light – 2014 – Lokalvårdaren
• Men Behind the Sun – 1988
• Recompence – 2010 – Close to masterpiece
• Sadisticum – 2009
• Squid Game – 2021 – Season 1

Close to perfection

• 388 Arletta Avenue – 2011
• 71 Fragments of a Chronology of Chance – 1994
• A Serbian Film – 2010 – The most controversial film ever!
• Aftermath – 1993
• Barry Lyndon – 1975 – Stanley Kubrick
• Birdman or (the Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) – 2014
• Christmas Cruelty – 2013 – Norwegian horror is da shit!
• El Día de la Bestia – 1995 – The Day of the Beast
• Escape Room – 2019
• Grimm – 2011-2017 – Rest in Peace!
• Haunters of the Silence – 2026
• Jigsaw – 2017 – Final(?) episod of the serial killer saga?
• Labyrinth of Lies – 2014 – A story of Auschwitz
• Mythica – Godslayer – 2016
• Mythica – The Darkspore – 2015
• Rambo: Last Blood
• Territories – 2010 – The ultimate terror flick?
• The Class – 2007 – a really disturbing movie!
• We Need to Talk About Kevin – 2011

Great; higher ratings are rare

• 2:37 – 2006
• 7 Guardians of the Tomb – 2018 – Spiders…
• A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night – 2014
• Alice in Wonderland – 2010
• American Guinea Pig: Bloodshock – 2015
• Anatomy – 2000 – Creepy German Flick
• Angst – 1983 – Banned in Europe!
• As Above So Below – 2014 – Exploring the Catacombs
• Bagman – Operation Massenmord! – 2004
• Behind the Cross – 2012
• Big Eyes – 2014 – Lost Tim Burton flick
• Black Sun: The Nanking Massacre – 1995
• Blair Witch – 2016 – An effective sequel
• Borgman – 2013 – A very odd film…
• Carrie – 1976 – Stephen King Adaption
• Cell Count – 2012
• Christiane F. – Wir Kinder vom Bahnhof Zoo – 1981
• Clickbait – 2021 – Everything is not what it seems..
• Corporate Torment (It Burns Like Hell) – 2025
• Dariuss – 2023
• Dark City – The Cleaner season 1
• Darkgame – 2024
• Dr. Strange – 2016 – Another piece of Marvel
• Encased High School Girl Murder Case – 1995
• Enter the Ninja – 1981 – Franco Nero is badass!
• Final Destination – Bloodlines – 2025
• Gaslight – 1944 – Ingrid Bergman and Insanity
• Golden Queens Commando – 1982 – Asian Action Deluxe!
• Hellhole – 2022 – Polish Horror!
• Hellmouth – 2014 – A Lovecraftian tale
• House on Eden – 2025
• Hunting Jessica Brok – 2025
• Ingen tid för kärlek – En film om Johnny Bode – 2017
• Iron Monkey – 1993 – A Kung Fu Classic!
• Jodorowsky’s Dune – 2013 – What if this project?
• Killers are Challanged – 1966
• Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park – 1978
• Körkarlen – 1921 – The Phantom Carriage
• Kubrick by Kubrick – 2020
• Long Pigs – 2007
• Miss Violence – 2013 – Slowly the truth reveils itself…
• Mr Holmes – 2015 – Ian McKellen as Sherlock Holmes
• Mythica – A Quest for Heroes – 2014
• Pretty Little Liars – 2010-2017
• Raw – 2016 – Vegan goes cannibal
• Satan’s School for Girls – 1973 – a little gem
• Saturday the 14th – 1981
• Silent Rebirth – 2025
• Spasmo – 1974 – Umberto Lenzi
• Squid Game – Seasons 2-3 – 2024-2025
• Star Wars VIII – 2017 – The Last Jedi
• Terrifier – 2016
• Terrifier 2 – 2022
• The Believers – 1987 – Satanic Cult of sorts
• The Bunny Game – 2010 – This is for real!
• The Golden Voyage of Sinbad – 1974 – A Fantasy Tale
• The Hateful Eight – 2016 – Tarantinos eighth film
• The Protégé – 2021 – exquisite dialogue
• The Runaways – 2010 – a great portrayal!
• The Shadow Hunters – The Mortal Instruments 2016-2019
• The Woman in the Yard – 2025
• Thera Will See You Now – 2025
• Unfriended: Dark Web – 2018
• Weapons – 2025

Memorable, leaves an impression

• 11-11-11 – 2011
• 127 Hours – 2010
• 15 Cameras – 2023
• 2019: After the Fall of New York – 1983
• 300 – 2006
• 5ive Days to Midnight – 2004
• 7 Days to Live – 2000 – An effective thriller!
• 7eventy 5ive – 2007 – Rutger Hauer
• Age of Dinosaurs – 2013
• Alien Nation – 1988 – A world of enslaved aliens
• Amateur Porn Star Killer – 2006
• Antman – 2015
• Attack of the killer Donuts – 2016
• Babylon 5 – The Gathering
• Begotten – 1991 – Purely Black and White
• Bitch Ass – 2022
• Black Mama, White Mama – 1973 – boobies and prison
• Chaos – 2005 – The most brutal movie ever made
• Choir Girl – 2019
• Consumption – 2007
• Crash – 1996 – David Cronenberg
• Create your Killer – 2019
• Creature 2013 – 2013
• Creepozoids – 1987 – The cheesiest flick out there?
• Danger: Diabolik – 1968
• Death Ship – 1980 – a nazi slasher?
• Divergent – 2014 – A Dystopian Tale
• Drive-In Massacre – 1976 – Surprisingly Good!
• Dungeons & Dragons: The Book of Vile Darkness – 2012
• Eight Eyes – 2023
• Endgame – 2011 – Russian Chess Grandmaster
• Escape Room 2: Tournament of Champions – 2021
• Eyes Beyond – 2010
• Final Impact – 1992 – Lorenzo Lamas
• Gamera: Guardian of the Universe – 1995
• Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire – 2024
• Girl in the Box – 2016 – Based on a True Story
• God’s Not Dead – 2014
• Green Lantern – 2011 – Ryan Reynolds
• Gröna Hissen – 1944 – Sickan Carlsson
• Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 3 – 2023 – The Last(?) installment
• Hero and the Terror – 1988 – a Chuck Norris Gem
• Hotel Inferno 2 – The Cathedral of Pain – 2017
• Incident in a Ghostland – 2018 – This one messes with you!
• Jack the Giant Slayer – 2013 – Classic tale
• John Wick – 2014 – Keanu Reeves and Michael Nyqvist
• Karusell – 2023
• Kill or be killed – 1976 – Martial Arts cult classic!
• Killer Tomatoes Strike Back – 1991
• Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes – 2024
• Last Trip – 2018
• Legend of the Seeker – Fantasy/Adventure series
• Living Dark: The Story of Ted the Caver – 2013
• Love Object – 2003 – a sex doll lovestroy
• Lucifer 2016-2021
• Monolith – 2022
• Mythica – The Necromancer – 2015
• Now You See Me, Now You Don’t – 2025
• Orca – 1977 – The Killer Whale
• Perfect – Short by Jeremiah Kipp
• Post Apocalyptic Commando Shark – 2018
• Pray for Death – 1985 – Sho Kusugi is the master ninja!
• Primeval – 2007-2011
• Red Notice – 2021 – Oneliners and action + some heist
• Return to the Batcave: The Misadventures of Adam and Burt – 2003
• Seventh Son – 2014 – Dungeons and Dragons
• Shark Bait aka Jetski – 2022
• She’s Dead – 2012
• Slaughter Hotel aka Asylum Erotica – 1971
• Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity – 1987
• Sonic the Hedgehog – 2020 – based on SEGA classic!
• Star Crash – 1978
• Star Wars: Episode VII – The Force Awakens – 2016
• Stay out of the F**cking Attic – 2020
• Suburban Commando – 1991 – Sci-Fi Comedy
• Teen Wolf – 2011-2017
• The 36th Chamber of Shaolin – 1978
• The Alcove – 1985 – A Lost Gem(ser)
• The Baby in the Basket – 2025
• The Card Counter – 2021 – Dark DARK story about torture
• The Challenge – 2022
• The Chekist – 1992
• The Continental: From the World of John Wick – 2023
• The Fantastic Four First Steps – 2025
• The Hunger Games – 2012 – Macabre…
• The Hunger Games: Catching Fire – 2013
• The Hyperions – 2022 – Very different superheroes
• The Keepers – 2017 – Who Killed Sister Cathy
• The Killing Room – 2009 – who’ll die next?
• The Last Days – 2013 – modern post apocalypse
• The Meteor Man – 1993 – A trip back to nostalgia land
• The Most Dangerous Game – 1932
• The Philadelphia Experiment – 1984
• The Piper – 2023
• The Running Man – 2025
• The Sadness – 2021 – Violence deluxe
• The Train of Death – 2024
• The Whisper – 2023
• To you Last Death – 2019 – a bloody animated horror
• Udbrud aka Ourburst – 2015 – Disgusting zombie flick
• Unfriended – 2014 – The Dead Comes Back
• Whispers – 2025
• Witchtrap – 1989 – The lost film of Kevin Tenney
• Worm – 2009 – Richard Powell is GOD
• Wound – 2010 – Susan submits to her BDSM Master

Good, enjoyable, and occasionally striking

• 100 Feet – 2008
• 13 assassins – 2010
• 13: Game of Death – 2008
• 21 Grams – 2003
• 22 Bullets – 2010
• 51 aka Area 51 – 2011
• 7 Days – 2010
• A Crime – 2006
• A Nightmare on Elm Street – 2010
• Air Guitar Nation – 2006
• Andre the Giant – 2018 – A Legendary Man
• Arabian Adventure – 1979 – Christopher Lee
• Arena – 1989 – Sci-fi monster classic
• August Underground – 2001
• August Underground’s Penance – 2007
• Beetlejuice 2 – 2024
• Behind Convent Walls – 1978 – Walerian Borowczyk
• Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F – 2024
• Beyond the Grave – 2010
• Boy in the Walls – 2023
• Brimstone Incorporated – 2021 – anthology film
• Crush the Skull – 2015
• Deadpool 2 – 2018
• Doll Boy – 2010
• Dune – 2021
• Dune: Part Two – 2024
• Dust Box – 2012
• Easter Bunny Kill! Kill! – 2006
• Escape Room – 2017 – Can you get away?
• Evil Dead Trap – 1988 – Not so extreme japanese extreme
• Famine – 2011
• Fear Pharm – 2020
• Final Destination – 2000 – Is death the end?
• Final Destination 2 – 2003 – Ali Larter returns
• Final Destination 3 – 2006 – some more death…
• Final Destination 5 – 2011
• Forbidden World – 1982 – Mutated Evolution
• Free Guy – 2021 – Give my liberty or give me death
• Gamera 2: Attack of the Legion – 1996
• Gamera 3: Revenge of Iris – 1999
• Gawain and the Green Knight – 1991
• Ghost Warrior – 1984 – A frozen Samurai
• Gods of the Deep – 2023
• Godzilla – 1954
• Hate Crime – 2012 – Antisemitism at its worst
• Her Name was Christa – 2020 – A Necrophila Love Story
• Herschell Gordon Lewis – The Godfather of Gore – 2010
• Hunting Season – 2025
• Jason in Indianapolis: A Friday the 13th Tribute – 2024
• Jeepers Creepers 3 – 2017 – The 3rd film or 2nd?
• Joker – 2019
• King Solomons Mines – 1950
• Lady Dragon – 1992
• Little Necro Red – 2019
• Livid – 2011 – A bloody ghost story
• Locked – 2025
• Logan – 2017 – The Last(?) Wolverine Movie!
• London Zombie Epidemic aka Devil’s Playground – 2010
• Marry F*** Kill – 2023
• Men Behind the Sun 3 – 1994
• Monster Island – 2025
• Morbid Stories – 2019
• Mr Buzzkill – 2025
• Mythica – The Iron Crown – 2016
• No Holds Barred – 1989 – Hulk Hogan
• Orcus – 2022 – Kitchen Sink Horror
• Predestination – 2014 – Time travel gone confusing
• Prisoner X – 2016 – Terrorists from the future
• Pyewacket – 2017 – Occult Horror
• Rage of Honor – 1987 – Sho Kosugi is the King Ninja
• Rampage: Big Meets Bigger – 2018
• Recorded – 2025
• Rogue One – 2016 – A Star Wars Story
• Sargad – 2017 – A swedish revenge slasher
• Scott Joplin – 1977 – King of Ragtime!
• Smokey and the Bandit – 1977 – Car Chase Classic
• Snow White and the Seven Samurai – 2024
• Stonehenge Apocalypse – 2010
• Super Duper Alice Cooper – 2014
• The Belko Experiment – 2016 – Would you survive?
• The Bigfoot Trap – 2023
• The Bloodstained Butterfly – 1971 – an atypical giallo
• The Dead – 2010
• The Deep Web: Murdershow – 2023 – Torture for money
• The Hunger Games – The Mockingjay Part 1 – 2014
• The Island at the Top of the World – 1974
• The Land That Time Forgot – 1975
• The Lizzie Borden Game – 2025
• The Moment After – 1999 – People Disapear
• The Octogames – 2022 – An American Squidgame?
• The Punisher – 1989
• The Purge – 2013 – once a year all crime is legal
• The R.I.P. Man – 2025
• The Secret Kingdom – 2023
• The Terror Within – 1989 – An Alien Clone
• The Vengeance of She – 1968 – An equivalent to Modesty Blaise?
• The Whisper 2 – Natural Connection – 2024
• Thor: Ragnarok – 2017 – Another piece of Marvel
• Till Death Do We Rot – 2018 – A zombie love story
• Until Dawn – 2025
• Water Horse – 2024

Decent, a few moments stand out

• 13 Ghosts – 1960
• 1408 – 2007
• 28 Years Later – The Bone Temple – 2026
• 5ive Girls – 2006 – Occultism with Ron Perlman
• 8 Million Ways to Die – 1986
• 9 – 2009
• 99 Women – 1969
• A Darker Reality – 2008
• Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter – 2012
• Abraham Lincoln Vs. Zombies – 2012
• Absolute Zero – 2006 – a freezing disaster
• Alien Vs. Ninja – 2010
• Attack on Titan – 2015 – Giants eating humans
• Bermuda Island – 2023
• Bird Box -2018 – Sandra Bullock
• Blue Beetle – 2023 – DC Super Hero
• Body Count – 2026
• Dard Divorce – 2007
• Dark Web: Descent into Hell – 2021
• Death has Blue Eyes – 1976
• Death Race 2050 – 2017 – Cult Classic Remake
• Dismembered – 2020
• Dr Alien – 1989 – Tongue-in-cheek…
• Dragonquest – 2009 – Asylum brings Marc Singer
• Exodus – 2021
• Fantacide – 2007
• Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them – 2016
• Fantastic Four – 2015
• Fantom Kiler – 1998
• Grotesque – 1988 – Linda Blair
• Guardians of Time – 2022
• Hotel Inferno – 2013
• House on Haunted Hill – 1959 – Vincent Price
• Huge Shark aka Red Water – 2021
• Hydra – 2025
• Kill and Kill Again – 1981
• Kong: Skull Island – 2017 – Does size matter?
• Land of Doom – 1986 – Post Apocalypse
• Marshmallow – 2025
• Masked Avenger Versus Ultra-Villain and the lair of the Naked Bikini – 2000 – The Masturbating Gunman
• Maze Runner – 2018 – The Death Cure
• Monsternado – 2023
• My Little Eye – 2002 – Big Brother sees you!
• Ninja – 2009
• Ninja Terminator – 1985 – A more serious approach
• Nude Nuns with Big Guns – 2010
• Ouija The Summoning aka You will kill – 2015
• Quarantine 2: Terminal – 2011 – Stand Alone Sequel
• Raze – 2013
• Riddle Room – 2016 – A Puzzle Mystery
• Righteous Kill – 2008
• Safeword – 2011 – A sexual degradation
• Scream – 2022 aka Scream 5
• Sinbad of the Seven Seas – 1989 – Lou Ferrigno
• Smokey and the Bandit 2 – 1980 – One more time
• Sonic the Hedgehog 2 – 2022
• Tape Me – 2026
• Terrifier 3 – 2024
• The 7 Adventures of Sinbad – 2010 – a typical hangover movie!
• The Alchemist – 1983
• The Correction Unit – 2025
• The Demonologist – 2019
• The Devil’s Triangle – 2021 – Another take at Atlantis
• The Fifth Wave – 2016 – Alien Invasion
• The Final Destination – 2009
• The Gateway Meat – 2008
• The Hunger Games – Mockingjay Part 2 – 2015
• The Last Man on Earth – 1964
• The Madame in Black – 2017 – A deadly urban legend
• The Man from Planet X – 1951
• The Mansion of Madness – 1973
• The Real Omen – 666 Revealed – 2006
• The Secret of the Blue Room – 1933 – Classic locked door mystery
• Theresa + Allison – 2018
• Tom & Jerry: Spy Quest – 2015
• VIPCO: The Untold Story – 2018
• Wake – 2024
• Werewolf Game – 2025
• Wish Upon – 2017 – Be Careful What You Wish For!
• Wrong Place, Wrong Time – 2021

Mediocre, mostly boring

• 20 Years After – 2008
• 27 Sekundmeter snö – 2006
• 28 Years Later – 2025
• 30 Days of Night: Dark Days – 2010
• 731 – 2025
• Alive or Dead – 2008
• Amateur Porn Star Killer 2 – 2008
• Anatomie 2 – 2003 – a sequel of sorts
• Bambi The Reckoning – 2025
• Crossbones -2005 – A Pirate Slasher
• Cut – 2000
• Deep Fear – 2023 – Diving, Cocaine and Sharks
• Dr Strange – 1978 – The lost TV-film
• Fairy in a Cage – 1977 – Bondage and Torture
• Fear Pharm 2 – 2021
• Fetish Factory aka Cabaret of the Dead – 2017
• H. P. Lovecraft’s the Old Ones – 2024
• Human Zoo – 2020 – Reality Show horror
• Megaboa – 2021 – Eric Roberts
• Men Behind the Sun 2 – 1992
• Mythica: Stormbound – 2024
• Rebel Moon Part One: A Child of Fire – 2023
• Red Room -1999 – Long time no see
• Red Room 2 – 2000 – The Sequel
• Redhead – 2023 – Gory and Violent
• Samurai Cop – 1991
• Schoolgirls in Chains – 1973 – Yet another Ed Gein Story?
• Shotgun – 1989 – A truly gruesome flick
• Sparks – 2013 – Another superhero story
• The Bell Keeper – 2023
• The Corrupt Half – 2016 – Horror flick
• The Gladiator – 1986 – A trip back to nostalgia land
• The Last Kumite – 2024
• The Long Walk – 2025
• The Phantom Empire – 1988
• The Three Worlds of Gulliver – 1960
• The Ultimate Weapon – 1998 – Hulk Hogan
• The Wicked One – 2017 – Pure Evil
• Worry Dolls – 2016 – Worry to Death
• X – 2022 – yes, there’s an X-rated theme
• Yeti: Curse of the Snow Demon – 2008

Bad

• #Screamers – 2016
• 2001 Maniacs – 2005
• 7 Below – 2012 – Val Kilmer is credible when drinking whiskey…
• A virgin among the living dead – 2003
• AE: Apocalypse Earth – 2013
• Alien Origin – 2012
• Aliens Vs. Avatars – 2011
• All Hallows Eve – 2013
• American Guinea Pig: Bouquet of Guts and Gore – 2014
• Attack on Titan Part 2 – 2015 – The story continues
• Darkweb – 2016 – Human Hunt
• Death Machines – 1976 – Unstoppable Martial Artists
• Don’t Look – 2018
• Excreamer – 2002
• Golden Ninja Warrior – 1986 – Meet the red ninja
• Green Lantern: Emerald Knights – 2011
• Jinn – 2014
• Lady Dragon 2 – 1993
• Metalstorm: The Destruction of Jared-Syn – 1983
• Nutbag – 2000 – Nick Palumbo’s first feature
• Screamboat – 2025 – A long anticipated movie
• Smokey and the Bandit 3 – 1983 – Third installment
• Star Crystal – 1986 – An Alien Ripoff
• Star Trek – Section 31 – 2025
• The Day Time Ended – 1979
• The Girl in Cabin 13 – 2021
• The Loch Ness Horror – 2023
• The Ninja Squad – 1986 Ninjas to the death!
• The Other Side of the Mirror – 2016 – Alice in Wonderland(ish)
• The Sandman – 2017 – Not just in you dreams
• The Substance – 2024

Very bad

• August Underground’s Mordum – 2003
• Bruce Lee fights back from the Grave – 1976
• Deathsport – 1978 – David Carradine
• Gangsters Guns and Zombies – 2012
• Jack the Ripper Goes West – 1976
• Kingdom of Gladiators – 2011 – Sword and Sandal
• Philosophy of a Knife – 2008 – An extreme flick
• Scalps – 1983 – a desert slasher
• Sinbad: The Fifth Voyage – 2014
• Slaughter in San Francisco – 1974 – Chuck Norris (sorf of)
• Star Trek: Of Gods and Men – 2007
• The Demented – 2021 – Sex Trafficking
• The Moment After 2 – 2006 – Confusing sequel
• They Saved Hitlers Brain – 1968
• Tumbling Doll of Flesh – 1998
• Unspeakable – Beyond the Wall of Sleep – 2024
• Women’s Flesh – My Red Guts – 1999

Abysmal

• 666: Demon Child – 2004
• Crazy Murder – 2014
• Easter Evil – 2024
• Ninja Dragon – 1986 – Not so much Ninja..